These are tips you should take VERY seriously if you graduated high school and you decided you are going to go to college to BURN someone's $$ parents or govt.
Remember Success is ONLY an option. You can always live in someone's attic, walk everywhere and be a bum
1. DO NOT GO TO CLASS
You may accidentally leearn something. If you do have to go, to keep your financial aid status, or to have something do to, MAKE SURE you sit in the back, bring your laptop and spend the entire time on facebook.
2. DO NOT TALK TO YOUR CLASSMATES
This is another one that important. Thing is, if you were trying to be succesful you would want to get to know a few people in your classes that way you can set up a sstudy group, OR if you need help with an assignement, you can call them. So, yea, NO befriending classmates, dangerous to the goal.
3. PARTY PARTY PARTY
Essentially, for this goal to happen, you have to attend EVERY social event on campus and off. If you get a flyer you should attend, BECAUSE, since you're skilling class, you have a lot of time on your hand. SO, go to EVERYTHING, even if you have a test in your 8a.m. class.
4. RATEMYPROFESSOR is your enemy
Some people like to use websites of this nature to make sure their potential professor's teaching style fits their learning style so they can Ace classes. And make sure they arent simply weird professors who assign busy work. BUT, sounds pretty STUPID, so dont use it.
5. NEVER get a planner or calendar.
With all the classes you'll be enrolled for, all those teachers will have deadlines and test dates on something called a syllabus, and a planner helps keep it all organized along with other social and organization engagements, including a way to plan for the week ahead. So, STAY away from them, they reek of Success wanters.
6. DONT EVER DO ANYTHING CHALLENGING
Sometimes school gets mundane and some PEOPLE find ways to challenge themselves by eithe rtaking leadership roles in on campus organizations, or joining an Honors Program, or reading a book here and there or striving for a GREAT GPA. If you plan on sticking to this plan, you cannot be challenged, unless the challenge is how much sleep can you get without starving.
hMMMM I guess since this blog is about how to flunk out, I cant get up to a top 10 list! Oh well, If you do all these things and you are STILL a fully enrolled student in good academic standiing, then you are NOT doing something right
ON A MORE SERIOUS NOT!
Take school seriously,
MAKE SURE Your Priorities are STRAIGHT!
God first and everything else falls in PLACE
Dont skip church, because the devil be tryna get you messed up, ESP freshman yr.
And as a friend told me summer after high scholl graduation: Liquid Shower soap is your friend. LOL, seriously tho, in them itty bitty freshman dorm showers...... it makes sense.
THAT IS ALL!
GRADUATING MAY 2011 Magna cum laude by His grace with a B.A IN Criminal Justice
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